Who Are Your Sweet Sixteen?

[Randomman]

We all have our favorites, I thought a nice thread would be us listing each of ours.

You don't have to list 16--but that's the capper. You can list 1, 4, 8 or anything in between.

I chose 16 because...I have a hard time making decisions .

The only thing I do ask is that you tell us what you see them as: tell us if you prefer to see them win or lose, or something in between.

Being the author of this thread, here are mine.

Kristen Bell - I prefer to see her win, but as an underdog most of the time.

Scarlett Johansson - Scarlett's curves are perfect for smothering smaller girls, so I like to see her win.

Jennifer Love Hewitt - As above, but with darker hair, but not TOO often.

Sarah Michelle Gellar - As a fan of Buffy from way back, I like seeing the Slayer Slay.

Chiaki Kuriyama - Virtually no representation on the KG site, she makes a great heel (you may know her from her role in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as O-Ren's personal bodyguard, GoGo Yubari). She needs someone to dom, but also needs to be defeated after proper establishment as a heel.

Keria Knightly - Her washboard stomach can take some punishment, I bet. Neutral on her.

Summer Glau - A ballet-stylized ass kicker is always fun. Her great legs are perfect for a winner.

Alexis Bledel - Her baby blue eyes and frail form make her a great underdog. You want to see her win, but she has to fight for it. Hard.

Eliza Dushku - My Buffy love strikes again. I like to see her win, but I can see her lose too.

Michelle Rodriguez - Tough Latina ain't goin' down without a fight, that's for sure. Neutral on wins.

Kelly Hu - It's hard for me to picture her losing to all but the toughest celebs just due to her training.

Jessica Alba - Michelle Rodriguez Light, I see her losing far more often than Rodriguez.

Jessica Biel - If you've seen her in Blade Trinity (the best thing about that movie), you know she has a really strong build hidden behind that Hollywood Asthetic (stupid sticks). She's a winner through and through--a juggernaut.

Rosiario Dawson - Here, it's all about Attitude and geeky love. Her toughgirl persona from "Sin City" is a true facade, but she has the makings of a real babyface.

Christina Hendricks - Someone new on the scene who needs exposure. Has deadly curves, but might be a Glass Cannon.

Gabrielle Union - Her athleticism is not up for questioning, so I rank her pretty high. I prefer to see her win, but not always.

Feel free to disagree--this is just my opinion.

But I want to know yours, too.

[billblah]

Great idea my friend! A subject for many thoughts, so I think this will going far away... Of course all we have our beloved stars for catfight. I will try to make a top-16. But as it is not so easy, I make my choices from the last 20 years. So I put a limit of age as the older is 46. But I prefer them in catfights when everyone was between 20 and 30 yo. Of course I must point that I don?t see TV serials so I left out many actresses? so the countdown:

16. Olga Kurylenko. I prefer to see her win her fights as in my fantasy is a classic dominator. A Famke?s successor?

15. Megan Fox. 50-50. Sometimes winner, sometimes looser. In my eyes looks little evil, little bitch so I like to destroy her rivals as I like also humiliated by them. I like as ?persona? as I haven?t seen many movies of her (only one?)

14. Famke Janssen. She is in my fantasy the ultimate dominator. My classic fantasy? Tough women crying and pleading between her deadly legs, as she smiles sadistically?

13. Rebecca Romijn. The second blond answer in Famke Janssen especially after the ?Fem fatale?.

12. Pam Anderson. Usual I like to see her lose her fights only because the punishment of the most famous pair of boobs in the world is a global fantasy? as also the smothering of other women between them.

11. Ali Landry. Most of the times as winner. She is the classic athletic icon.

10. Jessica Alba. Maybe the reality is different. But she is so sweet so I prefer to see her lose her fights.

9. Scarlett Johansson. In my eyes looks so weak and sexy. A classic looser but not all the times. The same with Pam.

8. Natasha Henstridge. She looks so tough. The basic blond answer in Famke Janssen. She is the blond that I like to see fight against other blondes. I prefer to see her win the blondes and usual lost by the brunettes.

7. Cameron Diaz. One of my platonic loves. But although looks athletic, she hasn?t fight spirit. It is hard to see her winner? so looser! Especially from the moment that humiliated irl catfight from a model. Sorry Cam?

6. Catherine Zeta Jones. The meaning of bitch imo. I prefer to see her win and torture her victims?

5. Monica Bellucci. Aggressive Italian, win her fights with poor opponents destroyed inside her cleavage.

4. Laetitia Casta. Another 50-50. I like the same her defeats by tougher rivals and her victories with smother.

3. Elisha Cuthbert. Also 50-50. But I prefer her in sexfights?

2. Angelina Jolie. My second beloved woman of Hollywood. I am fun of her from her first steps in showbiz, for her fight spirit. And in my mind always is the dark lady. So I like to see her only as winner (well maybe I can accept 1-2 defeats but only from one woman in my top fantasy catfight. You know? from the QUEEN?)

1. Charlize Theron. THE QUEEN!!! I think many people love the catfights for this woman and her mythic one against Teri. For me is the meaning of fight-spirit. If I hear that she had a catfight irl and lost it, I will suffer oppression. But in my fantasy I like to see her winner and loser. It depends from the rival. I can?t accept a story with the goddess loser against women like Scarlett or Reese. But I think that she looks sexier after a defeat from a tough brunette. Especially if follows her sexual domination?

As for Randomman?s choices, we have 2 common points (Scarlett & Jessica) but in different way. From the others if I must choice some of them? well Kelly Hu (winner), Kiera Knightly (loser), Jennifer Love Hewitt (winner), Rosario Dawson (winner)? unfortunately I don?t know all of them?

[Cletus VanDamme]

I'll play.

16. Scarlett Johansson
Fantasy: She'd be beaming a thousand-watt smile while the struggling woman beneath her succumbed to her breast smother.
Reality*: She'd wake up on her back, completely nude wondering what happened after she was knocked unconscious.

15. Emma Watson
Fantasy: Loses. Badly.
Reality: Doesn't fare much better than the fantasy option.

14. Natalie Portman
Fantasy: Blubbering a submission as her body is twisted into all sorts of unnatural positions.
Reality: She'd put up a decent fight and even win a few, but she'd end up losing most of the time.

13. Blake Lively
Fantasy: See Scarlett Johansson
Reality: She'd enter most of her fights extremely overconfident only to find out she had no idea what she is in for as her opponent completely dominates her start to finish.

12. Amber Heard
Fantasy: Being a lesbian, she knows her way around a woman's body more than most and would use that knowledge to the fullest until her victim was an exhausted, quaking mess.
Reality: She'd win more often than lose, but not much.

11. Mila Kunis
Fantasy: She wakes up on her back with another woman's essence coating her face after the majority of her fights.
Reality: She'd win more often than people think, but she'd still have a losing record.

10. Jessica Alba
Fantasy: Uses her lean body to contort her helpless victim until she's a sobbing wreck.
Reality: Not as skilled as she (or most people) thinks she is and loses a majority of her fights.

9. Olga Kurylenko
Fantasy: Exotic Eastern European girl dominates her opponent from start to finish.
Reality: Her fights would be back and forth, but she'd win most.

8. Kaley Cuoco
Fantasy: Back and forth fights with her eventually taking a victorious seat on her opponent's face.
Reality: 50/50

7. Kristen Bell
Fantasy: Sweet and innocent KBell is beaten and humiliated 90% of the time she enters the ring.
Reality: Finds herself in extremely compromising positions at the hands of her more skilled opponents quite often. But still finds a way to make herself a 40/60 fighter.

6. Leighton Meester
Fantasy: Used and abused until she's a sobbing mess.
Reality: There's something about her that seems like she could be a decent fighter...

5. Ashley Greene
Fantasy: Wins long, grueling fights, and eventually humiliates her exhausted opponent.
Reality: Wins most of her fights but overconfidence costs her fights.

4. Olivia Wilde
Fantasy: Both images of her humiliating her opponent and her being humiliated are equally hot.
Reality: Her opponents would underestimate her based on her slight figure, but she'd surprise them and win regularly.

3. Amanda Seyfried
Fantasy: Her good girl image disappears in the ring as she trounces most opponents until they're struggling for air beneath her tits.
Reality: Underestimated based on her public image allows her to win more often than not.

2. Kristen Stewart
Fantasy: Ultimate victim.
Reality: Only manages to squeak out the occasional win when her opponents get careless.

1. Megan Fox
Fantasy: There is nothing hotter in my mind than seeing Megan Fox being completely humiliated by any opponent large or small.
Reality: I don't think she's the cocky push-over like most people. Something about her says that she'd do whatever it took to win.


*Obviously, by 'reality' I mean what I think would happen.


And because there's 16...

Reality Tournament

1. Megan Fox VS 16. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett finds herself on her back, looking up at Megan's body as her face is ground into the brunette's groin.


8. Kaley Cuoco VS 9. Olga Kurylenko

Olga teaches Kaley a thing or four about bringing a woman to orgasm


5. Ashley Greene VS 12. Amber Heard

Close match, but Amber capitalizes on an Ashley mistake and brings the defeated brunette to orgasm after humiliating orgasm.


4. Olivia Wilde VS 13. Blake Lively

Blake screams out a submission early in the fight after over estimating her ability and finding herself being twisted and contorted at Olivia's whim.


6. Leighton Meester VS 11. Mila Kunis

Mila gets a spark late in the fight after being on the losing end for most of it and unleashes on Meester until she's blubbering a submission.


3. Amanda Seyfried VS 14. Natalie Portman

Natalie taps out to Amanda's breast smother, but Seyfried only relents in order to have some fun at Portman's expense.


7. Kristen Bell VS 10. Jessica Alba

Jessica under estimates the tiny Kristen and pays the price for it, getting KO's after gloating.


2. Kristen Stewart VS 15. Hayden Panettiere

Both girls seemingly do everything to lose the fight and eventually it's Kristen who finds herself staring into Hayden's pussy.


Round 2

Megan Fox VS Olga Kurylenko

Olga employs the same the sexual game plan that worked so well on Kaley against Fox. It's working and Megan seems helpless as Olga has her moaning and groaning. Except Fox was faking it and right after she 'finished' she sprang her trap and gave Olga a dose of her own medicine.


Amber Heard VS Olivia Wilde

Amber sits on Olivia's heaving chest as she drags her fingers down Wilde's sweat-slicked stomach, stopping just as she reaches the waistband of the trapped girl's panties. Fearing what she knows is about to happen, Olivia screams out a submission and Amber leaves her there almost wanting it.


Mila Kunis VS Amanda Seyfried

Amanda controls the whole match, just toying with Mila until finally putting her out of her misery with a perfect breast smother.


Kristen Bell VS Hayden Panettiere

Tiniest match up in the tournament finds Hayden being bent at horrible angles until she screams out her surrender in tears.


Round 3

Megan Fox VS Amber Heard

Quite literally a fuck fest of a match. It's hard to tell if they're even 'fighting' or just trying to pleasure one another. In the end, Amber's 'experience' wins out as she has Megan squealing with exhausted pleasure.


Amanda Seyfried VS Kristen Bell

Another easy match for Seyfried as she once again toys with her opponent before gratifying herself with Kristen's face.


Final

Amber Heard VS Amanda Seyfried

Seyfried takes control early but isn't expecting Amber's sexual aggressiveness and becomes the 4th and final woman to become Heard's sexual plaything.

[richy14]

#1 Alexis Bledel - beautiful face and eyes but a girly girl - no muscle, may defeat other petite girly girls but loses to bigger foes or tougher small women (like Jessica Alba)

#2 Mila Kunis - a heart of a lion with a bunny rabit body - may dominate women her size or slightly larger but if she went up against Jessica Biel - call the ambulance.

#3) Kaley Cuaco - mid size girl who dominates smaller opponents and humilates them with breast smothers and facesits, may surprise bigger ladies but loses badly to the meaner bigger women (Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel)

#4) Jenna Fisher (from the "OFFICE") like Kaley this girl next door dominates smaller foes but suffers against the big girls. The girl who plays "Erin" on the office would be another nice girl to feature - her small size make her a loser more often than not.

#5) Jessica Biel - big and strong (she climbed that Mountain in Africa) she would be a top contender leaving bodies in her wake to the top

#6) Katherine Heigle - big ass and bigger boobs - how to you like your smother? Not terribly athletic - she has trouble against strong women.

#7) Lindsey Lohan - a jobber most of the time but you never know if she comes in the ring high on something and just goes nuts against her opponent and scratches, claws and bites her way to a victory - big tits make for a good smother

#8) Britney Spears - dominates and humilates smaller women but cries like a baby when someone puts a hammerlock on her. she'd be great win or lose

#9) Selena Gomez - just turned 18 - small girl but lots of energy - may pull a upset or two but most ladies hve their way with her - ditto Vanessa Hudgens

#10) Emma Watson - same as Selena, think a little meaner but a 30 something veteran would eat her alive, i mean it she'd knock her out and suck her sweet pussy.

#11)Jennifer Anniston - veteran jobber may luck out aganst a younster but even then I'd bet on Emma Watson shoving a dildo up Jenn's ass.

#12)Hayden Pantierre - little dynomite beats up the likes of Jenn Anniston but gets pounded into a grease spot by the Jessica Biels of the world

#13) Blake Lively - good size girl beats up all others in her age group 18-25 but the heavy weight veterans take advantage of her youth.

#14) Jill Wagner (from "Wipeout) looks athletic enough and decent size would win majority of her matches - bet she would enjoy putting a butt whippin on the likes of Lohan or Watson.

#15) That Hasselback chick from the "View" - like Jill Wagner she would destroy smaller foes and even challenge for the top spot.

#16) Taylor Mormsen from "Gossip Girl" this tall thin young blood might have a mean streak allowing her to be the top teenage fighter, she loses only to big girl veterans.

[ab6727]

I want all of them.:snickerpup:

[Wheelman]

#1 Alexis Bledel - beautiful face and eyes but a girly girl - no muscle, may defeat other petite girly girls but loses to bigger foes or tougher small women (like Jessica Alba)

#2 Mila Kunis - a heart of a lion with a bunny rabit body - may dominate women her size or slightly larger but if she went up against Jessica Biel - call the ambulance.

#3) Kaley Cuaco - mid size girl who dominates smaller opponents and humilates them with breast smothers and facesits, may surprise bigger ladies but loses badly to the meaner bigger women (Charlize Theron, Jessica Biel)

#4) Jenna Fisher (from the "OFFICE") like Kaley this girl next door dominates smaller foes but suffers against the big girls. The girl who plays "Erin" on the office would be another nice girl to feature - her small size make her a loser more often than not.

#5) Jessica Biel - big and strong (she climbed that Mountain in Africa) she would be a top contender leaving bodies in her wake to the top

#6) Katherine Heigle - big ass and bigger boobs - how to you like your smother? Not terribly athletic - she has trouble against strong women.

#7) Lindsey Lohan - a jobber most of the time but you never know if she comes in the ring high on something and just goes nuts against her opponent and scratches, claws and bites her way to a victory - big tits make for a good smother

#8) Britney Spears - dominates and humilates smaller women but cries like a baby when someone puts a hammerlock on her. she'd be great win or lose

#9) Selena Gomez - just turned 18 - small girl but lots of energy - may pull a upset or two but most ladies hve their way with her - ditto Vanessa Hudgens

#10) Emma Watson - same as Selena, think a little meaner but a 30 something veteran would eat her alive, i mean it she'd knock her out and suck her sweet pussy.

#11)Jennifer Anniston - veteran jobber may luck out aganst a younster but even then I'd bet on Emma Watson shoving a dildo up Jenn's ass.

#12)Hayden Pantierre - little dynomite beats up the likes of Jenn Anniston but gets pounded into a grease spot by the Jessica Biels of the world

#13) Blake Lively - good size girl beats up all others in her age group 18-25 but the heavy weight veterans take advantage of her youth.

#14) Jill Wagner (from "Wipeout) looks athletic enough and decent size would win majority of her matches - bet she would enjoy putting a butt whippin on the likes of Lohan or Watson.

#15) That Hasselback chick from the "View" - like Jill Wagner she would destroy smaller foes and even challenge for the top spot.

#16) Taylor Mormsen from "Gossip Girl" this tall thin young blood might have a mean streak allowing her to be the top teenage fighter, she loses only to big girl veterans.

Your assessment of Jen Aniston is "spot on"! :snickerpup:

[canadianlou]

Whoo...this is a tough one. I'm sure if I sat down and thought about it I'd get an interesting list, but for the sake of brevity, I'm going to do it off the top of my head:

1) Rachel Bilson: Hands down, always my top pick. She's small, she's cute, she's got a great body and there is nothing I like reading about (or writing about) more than her getting completely physically and sexually dominated. She is my quintessential jobber and my favorite victim.

2) Katherine Heigl: I think Heigl's got the size and power and-for lack of a better term-thickness to be a truly dominant competitor. I've yet to write about her losing yet, but I think she's a top three or four fighter. Plus, thanks to her PR she seems like a real bitch, which would come in handy when taking it out on a victim.

3) Angelina Jolie: The cream of the crop. She's tough, she's mean and she's sexy as hell. Jolie, whenever I use her in a story, is the kind of woman who knows a thousand ways to beat you, and once she has you down she is going to have her way with you sexually.

4) Jessica Biel: She's the toughest of the tough and seems to be made of granite. Jessica doesn't seem like the kind of woman that would enjoy sexually dominating her opponent for the sake of 'getting off', but more of a way to make a statement.

5) Charlize Theron: Needless to say, she's on the list. Her height and her looks put her here, and while I think she is a top 3 competitor, I think she might be the most beatable against Jolie. But that's about it.

6) Katy Perry: She's become a new muse, so to speak. She gives off this overt sexiness that comes across as manufactured, but she's got a height advantage and a very curvy body that was made for dominating smaller women. Put her in there with Heigl or Biel, however, and she'd be flat on her back being smothered into oblivion.

7) Megan Fox: Fox seems nasty as hell in the ring, like a Roddy Piper for the catfight world. I see her tactics being more mindgames than physical, like throwing in a little wedgie or fingering just to keep her foe off balance. In my Survival of the Weakest, she was the "winner", which surprised me. I chalk it up to the fact that people enjoy reading about her getting her tight, tanned ass kicked.

8) Mila Kunis: Another small, cute jobber that I love reading about getting destroyed. She seems so feisty, but her lack of height makes her a loser who would hate to lose.

9) Anne Hathaway: She has the body for it, but she gives off a good girl attitude that would sink her. She might have technique, but she would be sexually dominated and humiliated by any experienced wrestler.

10) Rachel McAdams: Rachel played a mean girl but doesn't seem like one herself. She's always been on the cusp of being a big star, which is why I see her as someone who could beat a jobber but would get flattened by anyone else.

11) Kaley Cuoco: She's blonde, she's bubbly and she has one hell of an ass. Kaley would dominate smaller girls with her backside, delivering facesits to a plethora of weaker gals. Unfortunately, get her in there with someone tough and she'd be dominated and tossed away.

12) Hayden Panettiere: Another cutest little blonde that I just don't buy into. She's a total victim, and I'm fine with that.]

13) Scarlett Johansson: Great figure, tough attitude. She could hold her own against most women, with the exception of some of the larger competition.

14) Jennifer Love Hewitt: Was always a favorite jobber of mine, though with age, wisdom and some extra weight, she might actually beat one or two waifs.

15) Elisha Cuthbert: Seems fairly tough, but only against girls her own size.

16) Olivia Wilde: Another one of those sun kissed blondes with a nasty side. She could do some real damage with a "pretty" girl.